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American at a Cricket Match
An American had been told to go to a cricket match while he was in England. He watched with pleasure as the teams came out and the batsman scored four runs off the first six balls.
Then the umpire called "OVER".
"Well," he said, getting up, "it's a nice game - but it's very short!"
Tendulkar & Kambli
Sachin Tendulkar and Vinod Kambli have been very close friends since childhood. They used to do all things together, e.g., both started going to school together, both passed their SSC exams together (with identical marks), both started playing cricket together, both were selected to the Bombay Ranji cricket team together, both went to college together, and both ended up joining the Indian cricket team together. Finally, both got engaged (to different girls) together and both decided to get married on the same day.
After that, both their wives get pregnant on the same day and the doctor gives the same delivery date for both. On the delivery date, Kambli's wife gives birth to a boy while Sachin's wife gives birth to twins! Kambli gets confused. He goes to Sachin and says, "How come? We have been doing the same things all our life. How come I get a son and you get twins?" When Sachin replies, "Boost is the secret of my energy", Kapil appears behind them and adds, "Our energy".
Ms.Shoab And Mrs.Inzy
After the WC game featuring Ind and Pak,which Pak lost, there is usual fear in the losing side about what their angry countrymen would do to them.So each comes up with a plan to hide from the irrate fans.Shaib Akthar having bowled miserably thinks its time for some drastic measures.So he dons a burkha.His plan seemed to be working well until one day when he goes to a shop.
In the shop,a tall hefty girl comes over to him and wispers "hi Shoaib".To this Shoab gets very frightened and asks her how she knows him.To this the girl replies in a even more tiny wisper "i'm Inzy".
No Ball
It was a one day international at Barbados ,Bishen Singh Bedi facing the fiery pace of Michael Holding . Holding let out a bouncer to which Bedi had no clue at all. The umpire declared it a 'No Ball'.Bedi came down the pitch and told his partner Venkatraghavan "I knew that fool did not have a ball in his hand "
Border and gavaskar
When Sunil Gavaskar was inivited to a movie named after him(Gavaskar) by the Australian Cricket Board,he rushes off to Australia.He watches the movie and to his dissapointment ,there is no mention of Gavaskar anywhere in the entire film.So an angry Gavaskar asks the ACB why there was nothing in the film about him.The followng is the reply sent to him by ACB , "well you Indians made a movie named "Border" and there was nothing about Allan Border so how can you expect yourself to be mentioned in "Gavaskar"?
FAQ: Zaheer asks Bajji(Harbhajan Singh) to bring a pepsi... Bhajji brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. Why?
A: Tendulkar is an opener
Do it this way
The standard of batting in the local side was very low. Even at the net practice, they couldn't hit a thing. Finally, the captain rushed forward and grabbed the bat.
'Now bowl me some fast ones!' he yelled. Six fast balls came down in quick succession and the captain missed them all. Not to be put off he glared at the team and shouted,
'Now that's what you're all doing. Get in there and hit them!'
Cricket - A religion
My wife is really silly, last week she said I treat cricket as a religion.
I told her not be so silly. But if she wanted to discuss it could she please wait until the Reverend Benaud and Father Bill Lawry had finished speaking.
Grounds for divorce
The cricket enthusiast would travel any distance to watch a match-nothing could keep him from the game he loved. One day, a friend met him and said, 'You're looking a bit down.'
'The wife said she's s going to divorce me.'
'What grounds?'
'Oh, Headingly, Edgbaston, Lord's----- |
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