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"The man , The Machine, The Software - MRP II"
Boy - "I am a PB boy"
Girl - "I am a PB gal"
"Badte bacho ke liye complete software - Powerbuilder"
"Eat bugs, Sleep bugs.....Do only debugs"
Internet Programmer - "I got the ASP power , now u go get it!!!"
"Microsoft office - Nothing official about it !!!"
"Software ki raksha karta hein Norton Anti virus
Norton anti virus hai jaha, System safe hein vaha..."
Project Manager - I want the code today....
Programmer - 2 minutes
"Programmer ka kam kare asaan, Duniya bhar me hai iski shaan...
VB....VB.....VB"
" The complete software ....since 1802"-COBOL
Project Manager - "ActiveX is the secret of my program"
Programmers - " Our programs"
Husband - 'Thak gaya hoon mein"
Wife give's him instant cofee and says " To create instant miracle....Use Oracle"
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
Compress was something you did to garbage not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public, You'd be in jail for awhile!
Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash but when it happens they wish they were dead!
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