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Q. Whatz the difference between a secretary and a personal secretary?
Ans. The secretary sayz "Goodmorning Sir!" The personal secretary sayz "Its MORNIN LUV!"
Q. What's the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?
Ans. Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.
Q. What's the new game they're playing in the White House? Swallow the Leader.
Ans. What does Monica Lewinsky have on her Resume? Sat on the Presidential Staff"
Q. In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton", 86% replied, "Not again"
Ans. What's the new press name for the latest Presidential scandal? Fornigate.
There was an old man in France who used to get up every morning at five A.M. He would then go and sprinkle a white powder on the roads.
When he was asked what he was sprinkling on the roads, he answered that it was elephant powder.
The person then remarked "But everybody knows that there are no elephants in France!" to which he answered "I guess it must be working then!" |
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