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Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Bernard Baruch

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier

Getting old ain't for sissies.

Of late I appear, To have reached that stage
When people who look old, Who are only my age.
Richard Armour

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Phyllis Diller

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. - John P. Grier

If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years), I'd have taken better care of myself. -Ubie Blake

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. -C.E.M. Joad

Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own. -J. P. Sears

Age is a high price to pay for maturity. -Tom Stoppard
  
    
 
  





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