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Na koi kisi ke paas hota hai
Na koi kisi se dur hota hai
pyaar khud chal kar aata hai
Jab koi kisi ke naseeb mein hota hai
Neend aaye to khawb aaye ,
khawb aaye to aap aaye ,
is kashmakash mai hamari raat guzar gayi ,
na neend aaye na khawb aaye
Ek Machchar
Aadhi raat ko koi aapko, aap hi ke bedroom main, aap hi ke bed par koi pareshan kare, karwatain badalne ko majboor kar de, yanha tak ki kiss….to aap kya karenge ? Very Simple - Kachua jalao machchar bhagao. Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Bachelors schedule !
Monday ko dosti, Tuesday ko pyar, Wednesday ko shadi, Thursday ko barbadi, Friday ko fighting, Saturday ko talaq, Sunday ko rest, Monday ko next.
Shahjhan And the Taj Mahal!
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola...
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?
AD SERIES :
Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
*wah*wah*wah*wah
Before Marriage
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti
After Marriage
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti.
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
La, phawda mujhe de.(Wah Wah) |
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