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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
Kitna bhi chaho na bhool pao ge Hamain, Jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Hamain, Mita sakte ho to mita do yadain meri, Magar kya sapno se juda kar pao ge Hamain..
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know,
I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone,
anyone, and I know them."
Dil say tera khayal na jai tu kya karoo, Tu he bata tu yaad aaye to kya karoo, hasrat ye hai ki ek nazar tuje dekh looh, Muger kismat woh lamahaa naa laye to kya karoo! |
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